When you see your food coming to the table
me trying to be romantic
White privilege is finding your name on a Coke bottle
Firstly coke chose the 250 most common names in American teens so if you are not on that list your name is obviously not common enough secondly coke is going all around the country and guess what they’ll make you a fucking can with your name on it! So chill out you fuck.
I envy literally everyone who is talented at anything
I think the best compliment I’ve ever received was when I was in my school library and this guy came up to me and said, “Hey you look kinda like The Legend of Zelda.”
The Legend. The entire Legend of Zelda. Wow.
I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.
Ah yes, the flute
The fact that most guys’ first response to a woman wanting equality is “SO CAN I HIT U NOW” is sort of terrifying
Like that’s the first thing you’re concerned about? I just want equal pay and you want to punch me in the face? Cool cool