"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"
God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there
people not in CA: ‘september is the start of autumn! it’s so nice, it’s chilly and i can wear sweaters/drink hot beverages while watching the leaves turn red/orange/whatever!’
the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class
Time is an unforgivable curse
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]